I am Arthur Kirkland aka England. Once the greatest empire in the world (some still remains). Now I have the time to live life to the fullest.

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Independent Arthur Kirkland from Hetalia (the web comic and anime) roleplayer.

My main tumblr:

sandssavvy

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Ask your questions

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dalekstripper:

seems relevant right now

Never stop reblogging mockery of the Daily Mail.

did-you-kno:

Source

That was a bloody brilliant idea.

hetaliadiaries:

Dear diary,

I’ll show France and Rome that I’m not just some little island. And I’ll show my brothers that I’m not their punching bag! I’ll show them! Just wait…

Art from: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=20478

Submitted by: http://savage-plebs.tumblr.com/

fuckyeahfacts:

Starting in Europe thousands of years ago, ginger hair is a result of a genetic mutation (Ginger didn’t just “exist”), and nowadays only about 2% of the population have naturally ginger, or red, hair.

Scientist-types think that gingers could be extinct in as little as 100 years. What is causing the problem is not because ginger people are ugly (Hey, I’m a big fan of red heads myself), but because of global breeding, something which has significantly increased within the past 60 years (since commercial flight). Ginger is a weaker (recessive?) gene, meaning that other hair colours often decide a baby’s outcome.

40% of Scots carry the gene, and 13% are ginger.

The internet said so

Wales, what do you think will happen to Scotland?

Is his hair going to change color like mine did when we were really little? Is he going to remain a ginger git?

fuckyeahfacts:

I saw this as a Facebook group and thought it would be perfect for the blog, I’ll post a US version soon,

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.
3. In Liverpool , it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

US Edition coming soon

The internet told me so

Hello to all of the Fuck Yeah Facts Followers, the blog is still new (it doesnt even have a proper profile picture!) but has already reached more daily visits than my personal tumblog!

Do you know any stupid laws?

Haha, true. But I can’t think of the last time any of these were put into action, and most wouldn’t hold water now in court.

…

Hmm

Maybe I should invite Scotland over to an archery contest sometime…

In York.

thelandofromance:

invincibleenglishpunk:

ddraig-goch:

Yes, England. You horrible Virgin killer you.

Oh come on, that was one virgin. He makes it sounds like I went after thousands.

It would be really hard to find thousands of French virgins anyways.

Also, how many times did he and Spain want to kill Elizabeth?

Do NOT mock ze death of Jeanne d’Arc! Brûle en enfe!

On hon hon hon. As if zat Queen of yours was a virgin.

You’re the one that brought it up. Do you really want to fight about this again?

Mock Elizabeth again and I’ll gut you. I don’t care about her virginity status, but she was a hell of a queen.

(via sandssavvy)

ddraig-goch:

Yes, England. You horrible Virgin killer you.

Oh come on, that was one virgin. He makes it sounds like I went after thousands.

It would be really hard to find thousands of French virgins anyways.

Also, how many times did he and Spain want to kill Elizabeth?

alwaysmoreawesomethanyou:

elizavetahedervary:

alwaysmoreawesomethanyou:

elizavetahedervary:

alwaysmoreawesomethanyou reblogged your post: republikosterreich: elizavetahedervary: …

… What is this shit.

Reinstatement of the Austrian Empire, that’s what. 

 Fuck that.

Fuck that indeed.

 I say we borrow some firecrackers from Hong Kong and put them under his pillow. Might help with that big head.

You can have some of mine if you want.

*hands over*

They’re left over from Bonfire Night. I had too many.

ddraig-goch:

elizavetahedervary:

fuck.

Fuck.

FUCK.

FUCK.

How? Oh dear, let’s not allow Lleogr to get any similar ideas.

Oh no, now we have to worry about him getting drunk, thinking he’s a Turk, and attacking himself again. Most embarrassing war ever.

Pfft, as if I don’t have part of my empire still anyway.

hetalia-quote:

“1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it. Nothing until one tiny, damp little island says ‘no’. No, not here.”

-Doctor Who, The Empty Child

(via ddraiggoch)

ddraiggoch:

keep-it-welsh:

so lush~

He really does. Ireland would dress him up all the time when he was little.

Sh-Shut it, you.

You’re the one who always has long hair anyway!

And kids called you mummy during WWII.

(Source: russianwater)

alwaysmoreawesomethanyou:

maplemakeseverythingbetter:

warmthandsunflowersdream:

usafreeedom:

warmthandsunflowersdream:

usafreeedom:

warmthandsunflowersdream:

[continues to calmly stare at you] If we are to go off of your logic, that there must be “some basis for people to draw this” then I suppose I can become angry and jealous over those many drawings of you and England? Or what about those of you and Japan? I have even found some of you and Germany, then with Prussia, also with France and even your own brother. Shall I go on? If all of these are to be believed then I suppose those drawings of me and my sestras are real as well da?

I have nevertouched your brother. Our interactions are merely competitive on the Ice and diplomatic in the World Meetings. Also, he is good friends with my sestra Ukraine. That is all, completely platonic and diplomatic. THESE PICTURES ARE FAKE, I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED OR SLEPT WITH CANADA!!! [finally allows his annoyance and anger to come out as well as hurt that Alfred would believe such obvious lies]

((ooc: so totally gonna kill my Canada now for giving the green light on rebloggin this. And my England cause I know she’s happily watchin Russia writhe))

[is more than unnerved by how calm you are] That doesn’t count! I’m the hero, so obviously everyone would want to draw pictures of me, whether I want them to or not! [snorts and rolls his eyes] Please! Don’t you play innocent with me! As if I don’t see ones of you with others! I’m not even going to thinkabout who they’ve been with, because I might end up shooting innocent nations… And now I feel really sick! You have absolutely no boundaries, ugh!

Platonic, my ass! You look really happy in some of them pictures, don’t ya’? What, just because we look the same, ya’ think ya’ can just switch us around? Well, it doesn’t work that way! Oh, hockey, huh? Is it really just hockey?! I don’t… [sighs and glares] I don’t believe you! Is this a part of some sort of sick game of yours? I am not amused!

((I am so highly amused by this now, seriously.))

[takes a deep breath to calm down again] I am well aware of the artwork with me out there, if those are to be believed I’ve raped half the world and am constantly covered in blood da~ [his voice is tight now as he tries to suppress his anger] And again those are drawings done by crazy fangirls, they have no basis in reality. They are not, and never have been, real. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!

((oh trust me, my England is lappin this up. She’s happily watching the responses and commenting, frackin England.))

[glares] Well, I’m pretty sure they ain’t lyin’ about that “covered in blood” part, ya’ sicko. And ya’ know, I was tryin’not to remember the former, but now you’ve brought it up, and now I’m really pissed again! What in the fuck did you do?! [sucks in a deep breath, but doesn’t feel calm in the least as he massages his nose] Look! I gave ya’ a chance, okay? And, I’ll admit that I haven’t regretted it, but this is just total bullshit! It’d be better if ya’ just told me the truth now! Yeah, I’ll probably punch your face in to seventh heaven until ya’ can’t see, I’ll probably shoot ya’ full of holes, I’ll probably never look at ya’ the same way again - hell, I’ll probably never even think you’re the same person! But at least I know ya’ would be tellin’ the truth!

[feels his irritation spike up again] If ya’ were really so adamant about this whole thing, then why don’t ya prove these are fake, huh? Prove it.

((I don’t even…))

[winces at each barbed, poisoned word coming from you struggling to hold back his and not allow this fight to escalate] I AM telling the truth. You can even ask your brother, in fact you should because I know you won’t believe me, not matter what I say.

Proof is it? Fine. [with that he grabs one of the drawings and smears the penciled lines then grabs another and chips at the paint then tosses them back at you] Though I don’t suppose you’ll believe that even considering it is very plain that these are simple paintings and drawings and not real.

((*whistles* I want my sestra…. *snickers* I seriously can never follow Alfred’s logic))

 

Ivan! How can you say such cruel things?! Did our time together mean nothing to you? Was our shared passion meaningless???  How can you scoff at the deep intimacy we shared together on those cold nights when it was just the two of us sitting by the fire? *crying* Ivan, how can you hurt me like this, you of all people, you said you would never hurt me! I guess no matter whom it is, I will always be loved second to Alfred! Well if that’s how you have felt about everything the fine! I never want to speak to you again! And you are no longer invited to our weekly dinners at my house! Ukraine and I will just invite someone else! Since it has obviously never meant anything to you! Goodbye forever! *turns my back to you*
(hahahaha, to good to pass up ahahaha!)

((ooc haha omg this is sooo bad haha i tried to make it as over dramatic as i could lol))

((Pffffft. *Gigglefit.* Canada, you troll you. |3))

(Source: interessantbullshit)

Conversations on Skype (via warmthandsunflowersdream)

(OOC: Trololololol)

warmthandsunflowersdream:

usafreeedom:

warmthandsunflowersdream:

usafreeedom:

warmthandsunflowersdream:

((This’ll prolly get me in trouble but since there were no objections from the pertinent corner of my conscience, you know you are))

….. hmm.

……………………………………………. Since I can’t shoot Matt, I’m going to fucking kill you. [cracks knuckles and pulls out a gun, smiling] Come here, dorogoy.

……. [calmly blinks at gun] You know those are all drawings da~? I have no control over what people draw, so can you please calm down and lower that gun?

He and I only play hockey against each other, we are simply friends, I do not know why people drew this.

((ooc: …..oops, reblogged this mainly to try to give Arthur a heart attack, didn’t mean to piss off Al. My bad.))

((Woops, too late. XD))

Yeah, that so? How come I don’t believe you? [steps closer, cocking the gun and aiming it at your head] Unlike some people, I know when a sibling is off-limits, yeah? That picture with me and your sister? That was for a formal dinner, to dance. At least I wasn’t attempting to fuck with your sister, but you clearly have nothing against that, do you? You’re low. [moves closer, and keeps gun up] Don’t lie! There has to be some sort of basis for people to even draw this. What, one brother ain’t good enough for ya’? Well, fuck you. [is both really hurt and pissed right now]

[continues to calmly stare at you] If we are to go off of your logic, that there must be “some basis for people to draw this” then I suppose I can become angry and jealous over those many drawings of you and England? Or what about those of you and Japan? I have even found some of you and Germany, then with Prussia, also with France and even your own brother. Shall I go on? If all of these are to be believed then I suppose those drawings of me and my sestras are real as well da?

I have never touched your brother. Our interactions are merely competitive on the Ice and diplomatic in the World Meetings. Also, he is good friends with my sestra Ukraine. That is all, completely platonic and diplomatic. THESE PICTURES ARE FAKE, I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED OR SLEPT WITH CANADA!!! [finally allows his annoyance and anger to come out as well as hurt that Alfred would believe such obvious lies]

((ooc: so totally gonna kill my Canada now for giving the green light on rebloggin this. And my England cause I know she’s happily watchin Russia writhe))

Yes Russia, how dare you. Also, quit being disturbing.

Alfred let him have it.

((ooc: Best backfire ever. lol)

(Source: interessantbullshit)

Thank you.

I have been forced to stifle this urge as well.